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Welcome to irc.xddddd.net. You have entered chat room #7, ‘meme gambinos.’
(16:20:03) irsagent8 has joined the chat.
(16:20:18) [suchwow] wtf is the irs* doing here
*= IRS refers to the American Internal Revenue Service, the blokes who crunch numbers and stuff for the gov’t.*
(16:20:23) [monstar420] idk m8
(16:20:32) [irsagent8] you know i’m in the chat room already, right
(16:20:36) [suchwow] fuck
(16:20:47) [suchwow] good afternoon, sir. how may i help you?
(16:20:54) [irsagent8] that’s ma’am to you
(16:21:29) [irsagent8] i’m here because your accountant put the wrong tax id on the company’s tax form. that’s all
(16:21:40) [monstar420] oh
(16:21:55) [monstar420] dude needs to lay off the acid while doing the books
(16:22:07) [suchwow] i couldn’t be an accountant and be sober
(16:22:13) [monstar420] lel
(16:22:14) [irsaagent8] – CHAT REDACTED -**
**= She was later found out to have replied, ‘lel.’ As this is not proper protocol for a public servant (and would’ve cost her that sweet promotion), she made that part of the conversation disappear off the record. lel.**
(16:22:42) [irsaagent8] have a pleasant day.
irsagent8 has left the chat.
(16:25:43) [suchwow] phew
(16:26:03) [internettroll666] is the coast clear?
(16:26:08) [monstar420] yeh
(16:26:13) [internettroll666] fucking bob
(16:26:17) [internettroll666] he bakes some dank brownies tho. remember the last house party?
(16:26:22) [suchwow] word
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